*spoiler warning* this review may contain spoilers. i dont kno how detaild these spoilers r, so u might not hav to actually worry *spoiler warning*

its me again, killacroc, here to review a movie i saw over the weekend. it was called New Moon, starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, Rachelle Lefevre, Robert Pattinson, Bryce Dallas Howard's confusion, Robert Pattinson, and Robert Pattinson. that's right fangirls, brace yourself. ur favorite actor of all time, Robert Pattinson (unless its Keanu Reeves, which lets face it, he isnt anymore), is included in the movie...sort of. however, he is replaced by muscle bound Taylor Lautner, who plays the very notable character in the book, "token furry".
so i guess the relationship between "token furry" and Kristen's Stewart's character is the main focus in the movie, which begs me to wonder, why? i mean, why is it that ppl get grossed out when they hear about 21 year olds still watchin cartoons featurin anthros, but as soon as we see "token furry" morph into his fursuit form, all the girls melt in the theater. i wonder. oh well, who cares. if the movie doesnt involve comic book characters, im not watchin the damn movie without bein stoned (by the way, i was completely heavy wen watchin this movie). so moving on, the movie also focuses about how the main character, Kristen Stewart's character, is all confused by loud noises. this problem causes her to do things like sit on a chair for months on end while time goes by in a fast/slow sort of way. it also forces her to reenact scenes from Jason Statham movies except for "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" which no one went to see, because it was dircted by Uwe Boll an as we all kno, he sucks. at least he's not Chris Weitz.
an i hate to spoil the endin, but i will because i already made a spoiler alert. ROBERT PATTINSON's CHARACTER IS A VAMPIRE!!! thats right. Robert Pattinson's character is a vampire! if anyone else is as shocked as i am, please share ur experience.

so, for this movie, i give it ten Robert Pattinsons out of ten, basically only because i got laid that night after takin my girl to see it. now if only if she did that whenever we saw movies i liked, then itd be a win-win. well, theres my stoned review of New Moon. take that Roger Ebert, you fat-titted nobody!